Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?

Miley Cyrus
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capaldisass:

I will defend my favorite band member faster than myself

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anogoodrabblerouser:

The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.

The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.

Strange old world we live in.

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brassmama:

Some people have these like fandom specific blogs and then there’s me:

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asian:

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so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

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I’m so tired of people telling my I can’t do the things I want. If I want to travel, I’m going to travel. If I want to go into art, hell I’m going to go into art.

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dulect:

have you even seen clothes that look good and then you try them on and it’s like no

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vergen:

randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day

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edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

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Not everyone you lose is a loss.

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reblog if your name isn’t Hans.

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2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because hans cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.

I couldn’t not reblog…

3,531,544 non-Han’s

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Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.

What if someone named Hans reblogs this? I think the universe implodes.

I renamed everyone “Hans”

[universe implodes]

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